Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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