you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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