I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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