So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
