Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
ok first of all what the fuck
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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