I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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