ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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