Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Randomize
