Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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