well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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