we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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