Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My first STD was from a foam party
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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