I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
