The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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