If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
