So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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