i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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