Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I forget how to act sober
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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