You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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