I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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