brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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