One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Randomize
