You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
PANTIES FOUND
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