All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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