I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I AM VODKA MAN
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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