Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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