Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my shit smells like andre
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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