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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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