Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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