Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Randomize
