I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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