so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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