Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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