Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
