that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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