did you get engaged???
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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