Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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