Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We had sex on a dog bed..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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