if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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