My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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