I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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