did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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