honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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