Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just google imaged poop.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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