I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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