Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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