Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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