she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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