I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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