I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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