i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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