oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just invented taco cereal.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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