seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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