Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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