I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
it glows. i had to have it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I would fuck him just for his dog
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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